When your friends try to show you something funny...
leilockheart: “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm expensive.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
wonka13 asked: z
put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you one...
thatbitchgotmustache: I’ll get none :/
Reblog if tattoos/piercings are a turn-on.
"you spend too much time on the computer."
did you want me to go stare at the wall or something
Reblog if you have an erection.